And He saw that it was Good...

Speak the truth and you will be heard. I'm going to tell you all a story. It's based on a true story. I'm just starting chapter one. Cross your fingers for a happy ending.

Chapter one is an important chapter. It sets the tone for the entire story. So here's the tone: It's high noon on the Twentieth of April, ScrappyDoo sits at his desk, Captain Morgan in one hand and a cigarette in the other, trying to drown the little voice castrating him for skipping class to drink on a rainy Monday morning.

I like this tone.

I've been up for 2 hours, and so far today I have accomplished 3 things:

1. Put my entire supply of underwear in the washing machine.
2. Had an enlightening conversation about Lesbian Bed Death.
3. Listened to "Jaded" and "Back in the Saddle Again."
4. Taken 3 straight shots of the Captain.
5. Skipped Ger-N 150.
6. Made a new Blog.

Top that bitches. More Later.

-ScrappyDoo