Surviving IU 101

WARNING:

Be on the lookout for Hos with Hammers

@!#$! BREAKING NEWS %#@!

And it has begun. Notice the similarity between Sizzle's new Tat, and the poorly drawn overlay of the .25 C's behind him. Contrary to popular belief, this is not ScrappyDoo graffitti (spelling?). This is actually the emblem of a new outfit in town. DON'T FUCK WITH THEM

A Poem Loosely Based on a Bike Race

Dragging?

I don't plan on doing any dragging.
I plan on being pushed the whole way.
Or pulled, I don't discriminate.

Push me, Pull me, or I'll roll away
Lost until I finally roll back
Unless I just
STOP

-Scrappy Doo

60% of the time, it works, EVERYTIME

My head feels like the F-22 v. Alien Spaceships fight scene from Independence Day. My Will Smith brain cells are trying to regroup, but the alcohol intake is to intense.

It's 8:00 PM, and I have a whole lot of pictures to take, so stay tuned for teh next Lil' '5 entry!

FEATURING

Guest Host
-Tony Danza

Musical Guest
-Jordan's iPod

Recording Secretary
-I hope I remember to log out

Asshole of the Day
- Nate Holmes

Blitzkrieg

Update:

This is it. I can't take a wohle week of this. I finished a few moer shots with Cap'n Mo, played beer pong with old budweiser and new miller,

We are all witnesses: Alex is on my back dictating ot me. Ring rign ring. Alex is taking over, Sknet is in control. . . . GET READY

And He saw that it was Good...

Speak the truth and you will be heard. I'm going to tell you all a story. It's based on a true story. I'm just starting chapter one. Cross your fingers for a happy ending.

Chapter one is an important chapter. It sets the tone for the entire story. So here's the tone: It's high noon on the Twentieth of April, ScrappyDoo sits at his desk, Captain Morgan in one hand and a cigarette in the other, trying to drown the little voice castrating him for skipping class to drink on a rainy Monday morning.

I like this tone.

I've been up for 2 hours, and so far today I have accomplished 3 things:

1. Put my entire supply of underwear in the washing machine.
2. Had an enlightening conversation about Lesbian Bed Death.
3. Listened to "Jaded" and "Back in the Saddle Again."
4. Taken 3 straight shots of the Captain.
5. Skipped Ger-N 150.
6. Made a new Blog.

Top that bitches. More Later.

-ScrappyDoo

Prologue - 18.april.2009

And so it begins; The end of life as we know it, and the beginning of anarchy and bottomless abyss. We can't escape it, no matter how pure our intent. This night marks the commencement of the reign of chaos and nihilism. Bring that shit on - Lil' 5 '09.