Surviving IU 101

WARNING:

Be on the lookout for Hos with Hammers

@!#$! BREAKING NEWS %#@!

And it has begun. Notice the similarity between Sizzle's new Tat, and the poorly drawn overlay of the .25 C's behind him. Contrary to popular belief, this is not ScrappyDoo graffitti (spelling?). This is actually the emblem of a new outfit in town. DON'T FUCK WITH THEM

A Poem Loosely Based on a Bike Race

Dragging?

I don't plan on doing any dragging.
I plan on being pushed the whole way.
Or pulled, I don't discriminate.

Push me, Pull me, or I'll roll away
Lost until I finally roll back
Unless I just
STOP

-Scrappy Doo